Zombie Apocalypse preparedness kits

My friends have come up with their own mix of items for any impending zombie apocalypses that would happen in the future and I feel that they haven't completely thought this idea through. Yes they will be safe for a while until eventually their innards are strewn about by the zombie horde. I have no doubt during their living years that they will slay many zombies and probably save a puppy or something from a zombie cat. I on the other hand have also thought to be prepared if I were to become a zombie. I figure well I have this great kit to save my life against the zombies and I do my cardio, but one of these days I am gonna get caught off guard and then BLAM zombie bite and I am fucked.

So now I am this mindless zombie running around eating my former friends and they are going to want to kill me cause well I want to eat their brains. I figure wait a minute here, what if my friends turn me into a zombie puddle and then they figure out some cure for being a zombie that doesn't involve a shotgun to the face. I would be pretty disappointed that all these other zombies get to become normal again and I am a pile of goo on grandma's kitchen floor. This is why I have created my zombie's kit for the apocalypse.

First thing first for the murderous zombie that doesn't want to be paste on his first day of zombiehood, Kevlar vest. People are going to be shooting at you wildly while you are running at them screaming for brains and I would like to keep my internal organs in check because I may need those at a later date if they figure out a cure.

Next on my list of things would be a metal collar. The axe wielding maniacs butchering zombies are going to be aiming to lop off your head. We obviously can't let this happen which is where the metal collar comes in. I can see it now maniac goes in for the kill and instead of lopping my head off he smacks the metal collar and I eat his brains....nomnomnom.

My piece of zombie equipment would be a very durable brand of running shoes. I need something that is going to last me a while in my state of zombieness. A pair of loafers are just going to trip me up and some cheap Walmart running shoes aren't going to last me long while I chase Bob and his dog Sparky down the road for a midday snack. I am big into Adidas so I would probably stick with that brand.

Finally I need in my zombie survival kit a bib. This bib would be epic because I would have it specially designed prior to the apocalypse. It would be similar to those lobster bibs, but instead of a lobster it would have brains for the picture on it. I figure I don't want to make a huge mess of my clothes. Also how ridiculous would it look if a zombie was chasing you with a bib on that had a brain on it. I think it might just throw you off enough for me to get a chunk out of you because you would be looking at first going...."What the hell? Where did he get that? Do they have a zombie outlet around here for fashionable yet functional zombie wear?" Also I am hoping the bib throws them off from the fact I am wearing a Kevlar vest so that their shotgun shells to the chest are useless.

Unfortunately I still haven't figured out how to protect my head without impeding my chance to feed on the living. So if anyone has an idea I can add it to my zombie kit.